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Bette Midler is ready for a reality-TV reinvention, if her Twitter is any indication.
Is it too late for me to become aReal Housewife of Beverly Hills?
Ive never watched it, but I am in the mood to talk some shit.
And to get paid for it?
F. Scott Fitzgerald once wrote that there are no second acts in American lives.
But that was pre-Bravo.
(Sidenote: what an incredible Housewife Zelda would have been.
Scott couldnt havestolen her bon motsas his own if they were already reaction gifs.)
Andy Cohen seemed amenable to Midlers suggestion.
I think my tagline should be, Those Beaches dont know whats about to hit em!!
But Midler may not be ready for the level of intrusiveness and conflict that comes with the Housewife lifestyle.
Is it too late for me to become a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills?
Ive never watched it, but I am in the mood to talk some shit.
And to get paid for it?
A dream!#RHOBH
