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Have we ever had a tip above $40,000?
Hes back, but it seems like hes struggling mobility-wise.
Lets get this man through the last charter in one piece.
Thats really all I have to say about him this week!
Hayley and Tyler are at the top of the pyramid for me this week.
Usually, I roll my eyes at drunken antics, but these two had me giggling.
This quickly devolves into the bang out of chaos where theyre laughing so hard that theyre unable to breathe.
Let them throw cake across the galley, I believe Marie Antoinette once said.
Tyler wisely blocks Fraser from entering the galley, and the two take care of their mess themselves.
Watching Hayley stumble around with a vacuum is joyful.
She commands Tyler to get rid of the evidence, babes.
All she wanted was some good-night Doritos, and who among us hasnt?
By the way, the charter featuring bodybuilders picks up in less than 12 hours.
You only live once.
You only get one life.
She might get upset.
She might get angry.
But shell have to accept it, Hayley tells him.
I hope this is the case!
I cant bear to see Tyler ostracized by his family.
Hayley instills courage in him, and thats quite sweet.
Shes like a mother hen.
She later instills this same sense of confidence in Fraser while the crews out at dinner.
Hayley is the whisperer that every crew needs.
A chaotic, brassy babe who tells it like it is but never sacrifices compassion.
Shes the patron saint of lost stews.
Once again, the Bravo producers outdo themselves with a series of supercuts between the pair.
They go out and get drunk, and Rose quasi-hits on two random girls, Adelina and Kim.
This pisses Katie off.
Ross claims hes been on his best behavior tonight, but shes still mad at him.
These two, and their lifestyles, simply arent compatible.
Katie, youre not an idiot.
Ross has shown you who he is multiple times.
Its time to end it.
I cant keep watching this.
These two arent interesting enough for this much screen time.
Ross ends it for them, but whos to say theyre officially over even though I pray they are.
Mark my words: Leigh-Ann is not getting off this boat until she hooks up with Ben.
She is not happy with Camilles existence, saying that Camille doesnt seem like Bens pop in.
Honey … have you looked in the mirror?
You two could be twins.
She calls Camille a poppy, which is an Afrikaans term for dumb American blonde, apparently.
Meanwhile, Ben isnt telling Camille about Leigh-Ann because, in his words, nothings happened yet.
Also, in his words?
I love playing with fire.
Im doing it right now with Leigh-Ann.
They get quite cozy on the dance floor and during their chat in the moonlight against the railing.
Theres a line, but Ben seems intent on toeing it.
From the Galley
Labeling Crystal as the primarys sister-in-law in quotes is iconic.
Rachel, hey tell me you didnt seriously pee in that potted plant!
