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The devil works hard, but Camille doesnt work at all.
I wonder if Camille realized while signing up to work in yachting that she was signing up toworkin yachting.
The problem with Camille is that shes such a dumb villain.
She is petulant and petty and loves to dish it out but refuses to take it.
I really wonder what Camille thought working on a superyacht would be like.
Camille begrudgingly apologizes to Alissa (at Captain Sandys urging) for having an attitude.
Alissa accepts the apology but tells Camille shes now looking for a behavior change.
Words mean only so much.
Camille later complains to Captain Sandy that shes being put to task (duh?).
Camille somehow interprets this as Sandy telling her to take a 30-minute break.
This is not what Sandy says.
Rachel then radios Camille asking if she can finish polishing the silverware.
Camille responds, saying Sandy actually sent her on a break.
Shes sobbing, threatening to lose her shit.
She goes to Captain Sandy in tears, exhausted from all the so-called bitch work she has to do.
Captain Sandy handles this beautifully.
Fraser is pissed at Camille for going over his head.
She complains, saying shes being pulled in every direction.
Thats called working on a superyacht, reminds Fraser, and readers, zero lies detected.
Hayley shares this criticism.
Just get a scrub on that toilet and get on with it.
I live for Hayleys energy.
Im sobbing at her immaturity.
Camille, Sandy doesnt have beef with you.
Shes not out to get you.
Shes a grown woman who simply wants her crew to be held accountable.
But, yes, she would be pissed at you for perching up in her chair.
You cant just go sitting all over her seat?
You cant have balls this big then cry wolf when you get caught.
Camille retorts that shell do what she pleases.
Babe, thats not how this works.
She then proclaims she will quit since everyone is driving her crazy!
We wouldnt mind, replies Alissa.
Wed be jumping for joy!
just, just, just, quit, Camille!
I cant watch you and Ben have jackhammer sex again.
Its simply too upsetting.
What else, what else?
Its weird of Gigi Fernandez to bring her gold medals on a vacation, Ill say it.
But for a $31,000 tip, I would nod along like the rest of them.
I love that Ben got to scrimmage with a great.
Also the camera operator Vinny deserves a shout-out after getting pelted in the nuts with a tennis ball.
Tony also deserves a shout out for speedily rescuing guest Amanda after she gets stung by a jellyfish.
And good news for Tony: He gets an early bedtime again!
Ive been avoiding recapping Ross because his behavior deeply disturbs me.
His physical advances are neither appropriate nor acceptable.
I am glad Ben confronts him, but I am concerned the producers arent doing anything about him.
What he calls being handsy I call borderline assault, and this could get very dark very fast.
On top of his lewd behavior is his complete disregard for Katies feelings.
At least Katie has Captain Sandy as a mentor.
With zero offense to Captain Lee, Captain Sandys presence on the boat is for the better.
From the Galley
Hayley once again wins for keeping it real.
Have a glamorous lifestyle.
More like Have a cankle and sweaty tit rash.
On the weather: Too hot for a ginger person …
