Below Deck
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Its a beautiful new morning on theSt.
David, and Captain Kerrys attention to detail is as impressive as ever.
Last weeks cliffhanger is resolved: Eileen seems fine and didnt die in her sleep from a concussion.
Kerry wisely has the crew put Eileen on watch for the rest of the charter.
At breakfast, primary Tina wears a T-shirt that boldly says, She can.
What does this mean?
Why make the pun if you were going to wear normal tank tops?
Fraser and Jared round out the teams and are spared the shirts but do have to wear pink sweatbands.
Chicago wins 21-19 in a nail-biter, not that we care.
After his team loses, Jared again tries and fails to get cell service to talk to his daughter.
She probably wouldve loved his sweatbands.
The poor guy cannot catch a break.
And the sports coverage isnt over yet!
Kerry thinks the solution to Cats fitting-in problems will be electric surfing using his eFoil.
Of course, Cats special break annoys Barbie.
For once, Barbie stays chill about it.
Is Barbie the main character of this season?
Time will tell, but she definitely feels like the lead of this episode.
She has drama with her boss AND a love triangle.
In case that was unclear, the dot is Jared.
Jared thinks hes flirting with Barbie because shes a pretty human woman who is talking to him normally.
As for the Italian dinner, the guests love Anthonys cooking.
And I love that hes self-aware enough to call himself a little French guido.
Tonight, he moved on from beet cappuccino to mushroom cappuccino with foie gras.
Tina raves that she didnt think something in a glass could be so good.
But after that comment it seems like she just really loves the flavor of microplastics and BPA.
Did Barbie sell stocks?
The vague concept of money?
Was she in a pyramid scheme?
Xandi tells Cat that of the guys on the boat, Fraser is most her punch in.
She also reveals shes divorced, and her dad had an affair with her ex-husbands mom.
Speaking of family, its the two-year anniversary of Anthonys dads death.
Fraser especially feels for Anthony because his dad is a cancer survivor.
I really like their friendship.
If anyone makes Anthonys day harder today, we riot.
He says opening a restaurant in Miami was his and his dads dream.
Miraculously, the boat doesnt crash.
Jared felt great about it, completely unaware that he was giving everyone else an anxiety attack.
Lets hope that crystal wasnt cleaned by Cat.
The guests were blissfully unaware of the near-crash and tip a generous $26,000.
As they leave, Tina says well be back which feels more like a threat than a compliment.
Kerry thinks Sunny has been doing a great job and has her practice driving the tender.
Ben gives her a lesson, and she says she wants to become a bosun.
To start their night off, the girls and boys separate.
Did Barbie suggest a girls night just to avoid Fraser?
Everyone is revealing their red flags: Kyle started smoking at 12 years old.
She claims they simply havent felt like going through the paperwork.
Shockingly, e-surfing with the boss didnt help.
Theyre too loud, accidentally waking up Captain Kerry, whos trying to sleep.
This prompts Ben and Sunny to take things to the shower.
Sunny and Ben cuddle in bed.
At the hot tub, Jared, Barbie, and Kyle are left cleaning up.
Barbie and Kyle make plans to watch Home Aloneor something boring.
(I must defend thatHome Aloneis not boring!)
Jared notices Kyle spills some tobacco, and they both clean it up.
Jared continues cleaning alone, then brings Kyles tobacco pouch down to him in Barbies room.
Jared goes to his own room but cant let it go and returns to Barbies unannounced.
Jared asks Kyle to verify theres no more tobacco on the deck.
Kyle says hell do it in a few hours when hes up at 4 a.m.
Drunk Jared wanders around the deck, cleaning and muttering.
Jared returns a third time and pulls mid-toothbrushing Kyle for a chat.
Barbie, ever the hard worker, does her laundry in the background of this conversation.
Kerry comes down, angry, because he can hear them two decks up.
Will this be Jareds undoing?
