Below Deck
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Can someone get this girl some Chex Mix?
Also, why isnt Alissa picking up her radio when Rachel calls?
We are seeing a side of Alissa that I dont like!
The thing about reality TV is that almost everyone is a villain.
Forget the villain-hero binary; theyre all bad.
Alissa realizes that she cant have her cake and eat it too.
She cant bear that people (a.k.a.
one person: Ben) are making her feel bad about Camille getting canned.
You got exactly what you wanted, Alissa!
Stop letting Ben get in your head.
Also, regardless of the Alissa-Camille beef, Camille was a shit-ass employee, and her firing was just.
Who else would she replace?
This almost makes me want to go back and review the preview footage from episode nine, but …
I just remembered that its notthatserious.
He is great and neat as a pin.
He, unfortunately, rooms with Katie, whos a slob.
Katie is devastated because she wants to use this opportunity to bunk with Ross.
Did we not learn anything fromBelow Deck Mediterranean?
Dave and Natasha did not suffer in vain!
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
These guests are random and drag the crew to filth upon departure but tip decently, so its fine.
During the interior teams post-charter meeting, Alissa storms off crying, claiming shes done.
Hayleys shocked face is pure gold.
Fraser has lost all control.
Or if they have, they at least felt more deserved.
These guests were relatively easy, and the interior simply dropped the ball.
Would I have shown up ifIwere Camille?
She doesnt let it go.
Alissa, I beg of you, focus on something else!
Just stay in your lane for one dinner.
Cut to: His new romance that will be taking place in just a few short episodes!
From a viewers perspective, this excursion islong.
How do the cast members last?
Katies swimsuit and cover-up are Miami epitomized.
Ross admits to Rachel that he needs to stop drinking soon because hell surely have liver failure … bleak.
His eagerness to get down on all fours when Rachel jokes about a golden shower is … telling.
At the mud baths, Alissa and Ross straddle each other in a way that makes everyone uncomfortable.
Its obvious by now that Ross is hammered.
Hes sloppy and gross and can barely stand up straight.
Even Hayley is fed up with Alissas behavior.
Dont break girl code, bitch!
Katie, for whatever reason, has a thing with Ross.
Dont be the other woman!
And kindly dont accuse me of not holding Ross responsible for his discretions.
Hes been in the doghouse since the season premiere, but my expectations for him are on the floor.
I expected more from Alissa, or at least I did!
Katie is evolved and doesnt seem to blame Alissa at all.
Shes mad at Ross and even madder about how she looks like an idiot.
I dont know, seduce her?
He doesnt seem to succeed, but good ole Bravo leaves us with a cliffhanger.
Meanwhile, Alissa vents to Fraser, claiming that her situation with Ross is awkward.
While this is all going on, poor Tyler and Tony are just trying to sleep!
Hes gross, sloppy trash without even an ounce of charm.
Can we just clone Hayley to fulfill all the roles?
That would honestly be better and much more entertaining.
