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I think wed all prefer him to work on respecting women.
Speaking of women Gary has disrespected, Chief Stew Daisy is back as well.
She doesnt want to be around Gary and is not looking forward to working with him again.
Daisy admits that maybe she was distracted by her personal life (the Gary/Colin love triangle) last season.
The rest of the crew is new toParsifal III, as is much of the ships engine.
The chef is Cloyce, who is proudly 22 with the confidence to match.
Replacing Colin (youll be missed, level-headed king!)
as the engineer is Davide, an Italian who has worked on super yachts for ten-plus years.
He knows Gary from partying, which is not a great sign.
The stewardesses are Diana and Danni, and theyre both 23.
All three stews having D names might kill me.
I have so many questions, and shes totally cavalier about it: Ive met the FBI.
Diana started in the service industry at her parents coffee shop in Portugal as a kid.
Shes single, but so far, shes not interested in any of the guys.
Maybe the Stockholm syndrome will kick in.
She tells Danni this as they clean the cabins, a first-episode rite of passage.
Danni thinks Keith and Gary are cute.
Dannis from South Africa, a self-proclaimed flirt, and confident in all stew skills.
He says he shouldve been there for her and apologizes.
Daisy appreciates the apology but doesnt expect it to be the last time he hurts her.
Danni gets to work flirting with Keith right away, offering a lick of a drink off her finger.
He tells us he thinks shes cute but wants to take anything slow.
As the crew has drinks on the boat, Danni suggests they play fuck-marry-kill among the crew.
Shes coming in hot, but Daisy is game.
Daisy would marry Davide, fuck Keith, and kill Gary.
Danni uses the game to make her interests known: shed fuck Gary and marry Keith.
This is truly an HR-nightmare icebreaker; I can only imagine the toxic workplace environment to come.
At the preference sheet meeting, Gary moves so he and Daisy arent sitting next to each other.
Glenn seems entertained by this, and I rethink that anyone had to convince him to return.
Glenn loves the drama!
The first primaries are Dr. Contessa and Dr. Scott, whose group of friends have multiple dietary restrictions.
Cloyce jokes about a guests shellfish allergy: I just hope he lives.
Brutally, no one laughs.
Daisy is nervous that Cloyce is talking a big game.
He also tells her he hopes to retire before hes her age (36).
No matter what age you are, this is insulting to hear.
Unfortunately, all the guests want to customize their orders when they hear this.
Daisy has to break out a pen and paper and apologizes to Cloyce about it.
Hes stressed because he knows the first dinner sets the tone for the season.
Emma has trouble dropping the anchor and Gary quickly realizes she has less experience than he thought.
He sees it as an opportunity to prove his leadership by training her.
While the first crew night was tame, the first night of charter is less so.
The theme is lace and leather, so the stews break out masks and whips for decor.
Danni teases Keith with the whip.
He goes along with the bantering but doesnt want to cross any professional lines.
Glenns watching this all go down, worried.
while Daisy thinks its entirely his fault for not getting the correct orders on the plates.
Upstairs, the guests dig in while two are still waiting for their food.
She made me laugh the most this episode.
Thank you, Diana.
The guests ask if some unlabeled candies are edibles, which seems like an insane assumption.
Did one of them experience an accidental pot brownie sitcom shenanigan in real life?
Its also insane they call normal gummies virgin.
Will we survive the number of times people say Ibitha?
