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Garys back, bitches!!!

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Im fully prepared for it to reach greater levels of chaos now.

Lets rewind for a minute.Sailing Yachtis a comedy, and the first five minutes of this episode are proof.

Im a redneck southern guy, and this is crazy to me, Chase says about the evening.

Is he aware that hes on a reality show?

Once everyone heads inside, things somehow get more hectic.

Mads is puking in her bathroom while clumsy queen Lucy falls off her top bunk and injures herself badly.

Alex, who is sharing a room with Captain Glenn, then delivers one of my favorite moments.

The subtitles perfectly translate Alexs slurred speaking as orhitzs and itsmuhbud.

Soon enough, were greeted by a joyful Gary heading onto the dirty, trash-ridden boat.

I think its funny that he returns immediately after the first crew night out is over, but whatever.

Gary goes to the crew area and immediately hops into Colins bed.

Im fully soaking up their BFF moments, knowing there may eventually be a rift between them.

As Gary meets the newbies, Colin mentions that everyone is calling Alex Fabio.

Meanwhile, Lucy shows Chase her bloody injury from the brutal fall, and he helps patch it up.

Garys next stop is [Pretends to be shocked] Daisys bedroom, where they share a long hug.

Its really nice to see Daisy again, he says.

Weve bumped heads; weve touched tongues.

Hopefully this season we can pick up where we left off.

I hope so too!

The deckies help pick up anchor; its their first major deckhand task, and they succeed.

Alex thinks theyre set up for success now that they have a boss.

Lets not jump the gun, Fabio!

Colin explains the importance of the boat not reaching hot temperatures because things can bust out of the engine.

Garys meeting with the deckhands about their tasks leads to the subject of the previous nights festivities.

Chase shares that Alex made out with three girls, and Gary asks who the best kisser was.

Alex says Daisy, which slightly shocks Gary.

It took me two and a half years to kiss Daisy.

Good for him, he says in a confessional.

Garys clearly harboring feelings for Daisy, but hes got some serious competition this time.

It doesnt take long for the guys to start butting heads.

Opposites attract, I guess, he adds.

Im here for this jealous side of Gary!

His response is that shes one of the worst drinkers Ive ever met in my entire life.

I wish I could give her a hug.

Im definitely going to work my ass off.

If Daisy asks me to do something, Ill happily help her, Lucy says.

The guests arrive shortly after provisions do, and everyone makes sure the boat looks pristine.

This group of six is already a palate cleanser from the previous unhinged charter.

Once Captain Glenn welcomes them aboard and confirms that theyll be sailing later (yay!

), Daisy gives them a tour.

I dont understand why they just leave everything out when they know this will happen!

The guests are stunned by the sailing, calling it so romantic.

Colin says its surreal to sail after the problems theyve had to overcome.

Its as if it never even happened.

He thinks its a cool and unusual request that hes never been asked before.

Ileisha thinks the request is crazy but says shell make a run at make it work.

Does she really have a choice?

The tension between Gary and Chase grows in the deckhand garage area as they disagree about the water toys.

Gary then calls Chase a Mr. Know It All behind his back and complains about him to Colin.

Although Im also finding Chases behavior annoying, I have to agree with him on this!

We all know you shouldnt lash out near guests, and thats what Gary is doing.

Two men with big egos is a recipe for disaster.

Colin asks if time management is one of her weaknesses, and she says shes normally pretty good.

Whatever helps you sleep at night!

When the primary first suggested that the crew join them for dinner, I immediately assumed the worst-case scenario.

We then get thrown back into reality with the continuation of the Gary-Chase feud.

To add more salt to the wound, Captain Glenn tells Chase to clean some dirty deck parts.

This was all pointless because the guests skipped the Jacuzzi and went to bed early.

Chase takes over after Alexs night shift the following morning while Gary continues his shit-talking to Colin.

Captain Glenn again points out some areas Chase needs to keep clean.