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DearBelow Deckproducers, hey never let us endure a series with vile Kyle and Natalya ever again.

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But before we pop some Champagne in celebration, we have to dive into this eventful finale.

Much to my surprise, Kyle makes himself useful by swooping in and getting the machine to function properly.

Leave it to Kyle to start doing his job on the last full day of the season.

So much so that they give him a standing ovation afterward.

He doesnt want to tell Jess, but she overhears their conversation in the laundry room anyway.

Kyles stunned reaction is truly priceless.

Cry me a river.

Luka doesnt give two shits because, remember, he doesnt get attached to women.

She is an absolute menace.

There is a brief break to address the elephant in the room, a.k.a.

Kyle and Nats ongoing beef.

He adds that he hopes they can be friends again, and spoiler, theyre BFFs again.

Im not surprised because, as Nat said at the start of the season, theyre twin flames.

Regardless of whether theyre correct, I dont really see how its any of their business.

The Genoa hospital was probably sick of seeing the cast members show up every week.

Haleigh leaves next without any parting words, which is fitting for someone who barely got any screen time.

As for Max, hes thrilled to finally have his freedom once again.

Congrats to him for seeing a job through for likely the first time ever.

Because every bru needs an alter ego, right?

He and Jess leave separately, so I have to assume that their Cannes trip didnt happen as expected.

I need a vacation ASAP.

And a therapist, she tells us before departing.

After this shitshow, dont we all?