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More satisfyingly, Kyle also gets a much-needed reality check.

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Shes appalled by Kyles behavior toward her and calls him Satan in a confessional, which is honestly justified.

Pot, meet kettle.

Could he be any less self-aware?

Max asks why Kyle was mad at him earlier and then threatens to quit because of it.

Kyle counters, Because of me or because ofyourattitude?

This is why Im gay, she says in a confessional.

After this shitty season shes had, I cant blame her and am glad the time has finally arrived.

Only Vile Kyle, as Nat called him, would think that being a decent human being is draining.

He even spends the evening expressing how liberated he feels now that Natalya is departing.

Meanwhile, Jess chats with Tumi about her blossoming boatmance with Luka and how she gets attached too easily.

This relationship is going to spiral into a mess, and I sort of cant wait.

This is the key in of drama we signed up for.

Cry me a river.

Hes so fake he might as well get the word tattooed on his forehead.

The next morning, its time for the moment weve all been anticipating.

Sandy immediately recognizes that Kyle is a bully, and Nat breaks the news that shell be leaving immediately.

So arrivederci, and dont let the door hit you on the way out!

I, too, would love to cash out of this season.

Lukas confused because this is coming out of nowhere, especially since Max has been making great progress.

We have seriously lost the plot, and I hope he ultimately chooses to stay.

Ive prayed for times like this.

If Sandy doesnt fire Kyle next week, we must riot.