Below Deck Mediterranean
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Hes actually still alive?
Miraculously, Jono proves to be immortal and survives another week.
Tonights theme is merpeople, so Jono decides seafood is the move.
This feels borderline cannibalistic to me.
Ariel would never eat Sebastian or Flounder, right?
On brand as always, Aesha loves the gag.
She says anyone who knows her well knows that she loves balls.
I really did not need to know this.
Jennifer is insanely chill about this and even says it looks beautiful.
One of the other guests asks, Why cant you eat it?
To which she goes, It could kill me, and laughs.
Sometimes, all you’re free to do in an uncomfortable situation is laugh.
Now thats a head shot.
This is a fireable offense that Sandys never had happen before.
Im a little surprised that she lets Aesha off scot-free.
The chief stew usually double-checks things but is spread too thin and misses it.
Its time to cut her off when Aesha feeds her via choo-choo train fork.
Pams dead eyes show that the train has left the station.
Jono may have had the worst night, but its a rough night for everyone in the interior.
Bri cant find her black evening dress, which brings her to tears.
Aesha works 18 hours straight hello, Bravo?
Ellie also accidentally leaves her phone in a guest room.
Aesha says she shouldnt have her phone on her at all while working.
Rather than acknowledge that she has room to improve, Ellie thinks shes being taken for granted.
Aesha is elated by the news.
I bet the labor lawyers and accountants handling her overtime are too.
The next day, the weather clears enough to go out to sea for some water sports.
Is it the eyebrows, or is anyone else picturing Joe as Carl fromUp?
His calamari octopus and king crab bruschetta go over well, but the dessert is a disappointment.
Evidently, Jono shouldve triple-checked their requests because they were hoping for a creme brulee or souffle.
Instead, he put ice cream on a cookie on a slice of cake.
Honestly, Id eat it in a heartbeat, but Aesha and Janie deem it not anniversary worthy.
If the tuna got him fired, the cookie was the nail in his coffin.
Or should we say the cardamom in his Mexican food?
Jonos more deflated than a botched souffle.
Yet, Jono rises from the dead to make beignets for breakfast.
Except, Norma cant find a chef available right now.
Jonos hand bursts out of the ground: He lives!
Sandy asks why he went with a cookie, and he admits it was easier after a challenging dinner.
And forget the after-show; give Norma at the placement agency her own spinoff.
At the tip meeting, Sandy commends the crew for bringing the energy despite being stuck at port.
Theyre rewarded with $25,000; even better, the new stew will join today.
Joe is too keen about this news, whereas Ellie is pout city.
Im looking forward to Ellies reaction when she sees that the new stew is a blonde in a unitard.
Thats basically Ellies whole thing!
