Below Deck Mediterranean
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Its sad to watch her get treated like this.
Girl, just know your worth!
Is Jack the dark horse of the season?
In actuality, he just wants to avoid dealing with a group of espresso-martini-loving women.
Keep in mind that this is the guy who said he wanted to be Chief Stew.
Jess agrees to take one for the team even though shes been happy in housekeeping.
Unfortunately for us, this sets in motion a chain of events that are truly exhausting to witness.
Meanwhile, on deck, Haleigh asks Lara what her dream job is.
She says Captain Sandys position because she wants to tell people to fuck off.
Haleighs ideal gig is to give affection to baby manatees and walruses.
We havent seen much of Haleigh this season, but Im OBSESSED with her energy.
Natalyas relationship saga continues when she and AJ have another excruciating argument over the phone.
I need to know what this man looks like because theres no way hes worth all the fuss.
Could he be more of a jerk?
Its solid advice that Natalya really needs to hear.
However, I desperately wish she would quit just so the show can finally move on.
This is where things turn sour.
Natalya eventually tries to get in Jessikas head by telling her that Tumi was laughing at her earlier.
Readers, Im extremely confused.
I interpreted Tumis chuckle as being about Kyle trying to get out of service,notJess.
You would think theyve never seen attractive women before based on how theyre acting.
After lunch, Jess asks Tumi if she can wipe the air about the crew mess situation.
Tumi clarifies that she laughed because Kyle was trying to avoid running service.
But first, a quick chat about dinner!
A wise decision, indeed.
Fingers crossed it isnt serious!
Tumi counters that it doesnt mean they have to be friends because were working colleagues; were not chums.
Natalya is completely out of line for constantly speaking down to Tumi like this.
Jess calmly tells him, I dont know why this is triggering you.
Whos going to tell Kyle that the world doesnt revolve around him and that Jess owes him absolutely nothing?