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Its safe to say that Tzarina isnt handling Culver and Jaimees makeout session very well.

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I mean, who can blame her?

Culvers behavior has sucked lately; I hope Tzarina lets him starve!

Culver and Jaimee are still putting their tongues down each others throats at the bar when the episode begins.

Its too late for that, buddy!

Jaimee decides to join Culver in the shower, where they bang for over an hour.

Do they get off on constantly mentioning how shell hate them for hooking up?

I highly doubt their relationship will last long if they keep talking about Tzarina at every possible moment.

She asks him if hes looking for a serious relationship, and Harry responds that hes open to anything.

Girl, be serious.

Wanting to have fun and go with the flow isnotthe same as telling someone you dont like them romantically.

I wish Tzarina had more self-confidence since shes stunning and a gem, but Culver doesnt deserve her anyway.

Our next charter is a short one, and the guests are a family from Wisconsin.

Fingers crossed they dont end up butting heads in the future.

Culver, meanwhile, walks around the boat as if hes invincible.

Babe, could you at least pretend to give a crap about her feelings?

Its quite pleasing to watch Culver get reprimanded for acting like he can do whatever he wants.

Honey, dont waste your energy, shes just not into you!!

Im sure its beautiful, but it also sounds terrifying.

I simply couldnt risk it.

Bless his himbo heart.

Add it to this seasons ever-growing list of damages.

TheNorthern Sunsimply cant catch a break.