Below Deck Down Under
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For once, last weeks dramatic cliffhanger wasnt completely pointless.
Ill give him credit; Joao has surprised me by going to bat for Adam.
Damn right, especially when Culvers falling into his habit of laziness.
However, Jason is already considering firing Adam, so Im afraid it wont end well for him.
While the guests go on a snorkeling excursion, Margot and Joao get to know each other.
Seriously, why would she decide to tell him that?
Aesha says its the least tacky theme theyve ever had, and I agree.
These guests have good taste!
Can you imagine Harry in a threesome?
He would not know what to do, Aesha tells us while exploding into laughter.
At least someones giving him some attention after Margots friend-zoning.
Still, I cant help but feel bad for the guy.
When Jason texts the charter company requesting a more experienced deckhand, it all but seals Adams fate.
After the guests hit the hay, Joao helps Tzarina patch up her stubbed toe.
Based on their constant flirting and cuddling, I will assume that theyll eventually take things further.
Aesha was totally right when she clocked Tzarina for being into Joao.
But rather than, you know, doing the job he willingly accepted, Culver continues eating.
Babe, I think you just want someone who will make your bed.
Id say that Harrys actually handling it much better than I thought he would.
For the second night, the guests want a white party, which is mostly uneventful.
All of the worthwhile drama comes from the deck team, which is hanging on by a thread.
Jason notices that they failed to turn off the tenders batteries, so Culver takes care of it.
In a confessional, Culver calls Joao a dick whos purposefully trying to make him feel bad.
Culvers just bothered that his job got in the way of his dinner.
When a producer asks Jaimee what label shed put on their relationship, she says boatmance.
Perfect, no notes.
Standing alongside the deckies, its clearer than ever that Jasons the hottest man onboard.
The fact that Culvers main concern this season has been food is genuinely embarrassing.
Like, we get it, you like to eat!
Jasons immediate focus, however, is on solving the Adam problem before dealing with Culver.
Adams firing is inevitable, but at least we wont have to wait long for it.
