Below Deck Down Under
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Its amazing how quickly things can escalate onBelow Deck.
Then she makes cocktails for the guests and literally samples them, which, girl, no!
Based on the mid-season preview, I feel like this is foreshadowing a future drinking violation.
The animal-themed dinner is tonight, and everyone looks fantastic in their animal-print outfits.
The decor also certainly looks better than the last set, so Jaimees already making a good first impression.
After the meal, its time for the real star of the evening, dessert, a.k.a.
Laura, who emerges topless and lies down on the dinner table.
It looks like a very sensual, interactive work of art, and I sort of love it.
Joao sometimes sounds like a changed man in his confessionals, but I wont hold my breath.
But something tells me that she doesnt care about stepping on toes and will pursue Culver anyway.
I mean, isnt everyone mostly here to get paid?
The disco helmet gets awarded to Culver, which he deserves.
Im sure, deep down, it stung since he also received it last season.
Then its time for Harry and Margots date!
Harry prepares a cheese board and sets up the beanbags on the deck.
If only the actual date were as good.
The entire date is uncomfortable to watch, mostly because its clear that Margot isnt romantically interested in him.
Like, she talks to him as if shes talking to a friend or brother.
At the same time, Harrys gushing to Tzarina about how great it went.
Im not looking forward to seeing him get his heart shattered.
Tzarina says that shed never sleep with Joao because shes smarter than that.
As Justin Bieber once said, never say never!
Ugh, I hate that hes making good points.
Everyone then moves to the dance floor while Culver and Jaimee chat at the bar.
Jaimee says that she has been wanting to talk to him all night but didnt want to upset Tzarina.
How could he??!!
One minute hes gushing over how much he likes Tzarina, and now hes acting like she doesnt exist.
Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.
Jaimee ultimately gives zero fucks, which leads to them making out right in front of Tzarina.
