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Well, Joao is back.

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He also had a dreadful drunk alter ego named Jezabob that made all the womens lives a living hell.

Its disappointing though not shocking that production chose to replace toxic masculinity with another embodiment of toxic masculinity.

I, however, am skeptical of this shot at redemption.

But lets see how it plays out, shall we?

Last weeksdoublebillwasdark, but the show must go on as they prepare for a new charter.

At the preference-sheet meeting, we learn that our next guests are adult entertainers.

Laura also wants her body to be decorated by Tzarina for dessert.

When Aesha finds out that Joaos joining the crew, shes obviously not thrilled because hes the worst.

Heres hoping that hes actually matured and wont attempt to undermine her like he did to Hannah Ferrier.

I really didnt see that coming!

Hes definitely a guys guy and a womanizer, Tzarina tells Margot.

I detect no lies.

To be fair, this is on Luke and his inadequate leadership, not the deckhands.

I guess nobody informed him that Culvers the CEO … Its moments like these when I start to think that Culver may be better suited to cruises.

Tonights dinner theme is glitz and glam, and Aeshas stumped on how to decorate.

It looks terrible, so theyre lucky that Tzarinas incredible food makes up for it.

The next morning, the crew go all out for the big gay brunch.

Did Aesha order it for this specific charter?

and Culver puts his whole ass on display while serving rainbow pancakes.

Margot tells us that she likes her flirty little relationship with Harry because it feels harmless.

Fair, but its clear that he wants it to blossom into something more.

Im just not convinced that she has genuine romantic feelings for him.

They struggle to pull it in because its swinging around in the strong winds.

Heres hoping that hes alright.

(Spoiler: He is.)