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Down UndersawSailing Yachtgive us a dramatic love triangle and said, Hold my beer!
As Aesha says, were witnessing a love pentagon take shape.
Theres also a budding romance between the CEO and cheffy, which is exciting.
Its all turning into a huge mess, and Im here for it!
Poor Harry, whos sitting at a table expressing how much he likes Margot.
Then Luke and Margot kiss feign your surprise.
Hes not worth it!!
Everyone then heads back to the boat to continue the party in the jacuzzi.
Then they make out some more, which Margot walks in on.
They head downstairs, and soon enough theyre, presumably, boning in the shower.
I love her so much.
Margot expresses that she feels like an idiot for pursuing Luke.
When Luke heads to bed, Laura decides to join him.
Lukes flabbergasted because he thought it was just a hook-up.
I mean, Laura told us she isnt playing around because she wants to get wifed up.
what Luke goes for).
Its sweet, and I sort of love them together.
The next morning, Laura tells us that she gets what she wants because shes a Taurus.
As a Taurus, I think I speak for everyone when I say we dont claim her.
While helping Luke fold his clothes and clean his cabin, Laura tells him, Im your girlfriend.
Laura is a stage-five clinger, and she strikes me as someone who doesnt take rejection well.
This is a true test of Tzarinas abilities, and shes got her work cut out for her.
Lets take a moment to talk about Lauras behavior this morning.
Its a fireable offense, and shes just lucky that Margot hasnt told anyone else.
Luke tries to fix the situation by saying that he doesnt want to lead her and Margot on.
My hatred for him grows the more I hear him speak.
Margot walks in on this chat and becomes annoyed with him because hes a walking red flag.
And yet, she clearly continues to have feelings for him.
The guests finally arrive, and they seem like a fun bunch.
Aesha says she does it to save time, but Laura argues that it doesnt taste the same.
As if those drunk guests are going to taste the difference.
Maybe instead of taking several hours to get ready, she can cut and juice the limes herself.
After a sushi lunch, the guests go snorkeling despite the rainy weather.
It mostly just sounds like shes trying to convince herself that she doesnt like him when she obviously does.
When Laura joins them, Luke tells her that she should get around with the other guys.
Although Im not Lauras biggest fan, his comment was gross and disrespectful.
Meanwhile, Laura, feeling rejected by Luke, decides to pursue Adam again.
Hes clearly annoyed and has made it clear that he isnt romantically interested in her.
For Renes birthday dinner, Tzarinas stressed about the dietary restrictions, specifically those of guest Janae.
She decides to serve her dishes that are different from everyone else, which unfortunately backfires.
For the starter, Tzarina makes lamb with jalapeno poppers, and Janae gets a tuna tartare tostada.
This probably couldve been avoided if she had chosen to make everyone fish or chicken.
She may not have deserved the disco helmet last charter, but she sure as hell does now.
