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It makes for glorious television, but Im growing more annoyed by the minute.

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Laura is completely taking advantage of Aeshas kindness, and I will not stand for it.

Some notice definitely wouldve been great, but its not like Jason has control over these unforeseen circumstances.

Plus, Jason has always been willing to help around the boat, so she really shouldnt feel bad.

The crew then heads to shore to set up for the picnic, which frankly doesnt seem worth it.

Harry thinks hes acting ridiculous, which I agree with.

I tend to get what I want, and with Aesha its easy, she tells us.

Lauras a menace, and I hope that her departure is on the horizon.

While shes busy making herself look good, Margot and Aesha set up for the Greece-themed dinner.

I genuinely think Laura forgets that she isnt the chief stew.

For the dinner party, Aesha tasks Culver with dressing up as a Greek god.

So Culver comes up with an elaborate plan to treat the egg like a sacred object.

The chocolate flies all over the floor, which is a waste.

Harry picks up the pieces and places them back on the table, which, gross.

Also, I take back my uncertainty about Culvers return.

Hes the saving grace of this deck team and truly lives up to his role as CEO.

At this point, I think Culver would do a significantly better job as bosun.

As much as Adams annoying me right now, I hope he stays the hell away from her.

the guests depart, and I cant let them go without mentioning how lovely and chill they were.

At the tip meeting, Captain Jason announces that they received a $15,000 tip.

He also awards Tzarina with the disco helmet, which is stupid since her food was a hit.

Friends, I literally burst out laughing.

Aesha tells her no because its not fair to her and Margot which, true!

and that maybe Laura should consider taking less time to get ready.

Im glad Aesha isnt continuing to take shit from Laura.

Luke describes Harry and Margots dynamic at the table as two 14-year-olds on their first date.

Meanwhile, Laura licks Adams hand for no reason.

Its an extremely awkward moment because Adam is clearly uncomfortable and uninterested.

They start kissing, eventually stepping away from the group to make out.

Luke tells us that hes entertaining Laura since shes giving him the attention that Margot isnt.

Luke is just a fuckboy who lovebombs and will flirt with anything that moves.

Still, Margot cant help but feel jealous.