Below Deck Adventure
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We only hear Jess complaining about everyone on the boat.
Is that what a healer is?
If he waited all season to do something about Jess, why even bother now?
There are two meals left.
The time to fix this was at the beginning of the season.
Now he said something and is in danger of ruining their last day.
If you abided by her behavior for this long, why decide not toon the very last day?
And you’re able to see that once the captain speaks with her, her attitude changes considerably.
See, thats all it took.
She says shes made a commitment and will honor it.
I was afraid that Nathan would have to make his world-famous seven-layer nachos.
(The final layer is chocolate sauce, and its disgusting.)
This is a big deal because the final lunch is in a cave.
Well, not just any cave.
Its a mangy-looking cave with a restaurant inside it with an industrial kitchen.
Why is there construction equipment all around the outside of the cave?
Is this a former site for nuclear waste dumping?
Is that why everything glows?
This is the dumbest, stupidest, Joe Rogan-est thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
This is concocted only for the show.
Who thought this was a good idea?
Lets blame everything on Seth.
Faye and Kasie are not model height, theyre not model sized, and they are not professional posers.
Better yet, Carols friends are, to a woman, gorgeous and would fit in those dresses.
Then they set off confetti cannons.
I hope that Faye and the indoor girls didnt clean up even one scrap of that paper.
The disrespect of a confetti cannon on a boat.
These guests have obviously never worked a service job, and it shows.
Thats totally her prerogative, but didnt she already declare her intentions by going to bed?
Its the last day of work.
You may never see him again.
Just ghost this dude.
Thats especially true because hes an enormous jerkface.
Hes a hot jerkface, yes, but a jerkface nonetheless.
He asks her why she did it, and the answer is easy: its cause hes a jerkface.
Of course, she will show evidence of him not being a very good worker.
Hes a hypocrite and, even worse, a jerkface.
Why would she be nice to someone like that?
The final 20 minutes of the episode is just everyone leaving.
How long does it take to leave a boat?
I ask seriously because I have never voluntarily left a boat.
I know how long it takes to be thrown off a boat, and the answer is shockingly fast.
In his final moments with the bosun, Seth asks for a completely meaningless promotion to bosun.
You know, it seems like a joke, but its not.
Hes more serious than the Ozempic shortage.
And its the same gangplank for all of the gang.
Oriana wants nothing to do with Lewis in the future.
Mike and Kasie dont even follow each other on Instagram.
But it was a beautiful first season.
And what could be better than that?
