Below Deck Adventure
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Who is the worst?
Is it Jess who cant seem to work with anyone and wants to complain because she hates Faye?
She then says that you have to go with the flow in yachting.
She tells Faye, You do what you have to do.
Ill do what I have to do.
(But not your Eggos.
Guests love waffles.)
While theyre halfway through their journey, one of the guides says, You all look like Vikings.
Um, no they donot.
They dont look like Vikings; they look like cake-drunk kids at a petting zoo.
Meanwhile, Jess is back on board cooking lunch, and no one is there to eat it.
Shes pissed at Faye for not getting the guests there.
Um, they were late because of riding.
What happened to going with the flow, Jess?
After the ride, the guests are starving, as Faye knew they would be.
Its not that there wasnt lunch.
There was a fuck up.
I cooked everything for lunch, she says.
All this so Jess doesnt have to cook off-site, which she loathes.
She says that Faye planned it badly.
No, Faye planned itperfectly; Jesss impetuousness and lack of flexibility screwed it all up.
He calls Faye into the bridge to talk to her but doesnt even get her side of the story.
He just tells her to Figure it out.
This is a perfect illustration of why Kerry sucks.
Imagine if you were in college and you got a zombie for a roommate.
The zombie complains about you to the RA.
Well, sorry, but there is no working it out with a zombie.
Meanwhile, youre stuck trying to make it work with someone who wants to destroy you.
Kerry cant kill the zombie; he says hes going to supervise in the galley.
That night Jess and Faye make it work because hes supervising.
Im sorry, standing over everyone watching them work is not a solution.
Then he has to be down there every time a meal is served.
He is doing none of that.
Meanwhile, there is our other contender for Employee of the Never, Seth.
Ugh, this guy.
You have no fucking respect for your roommate, he tells Nathan.
Um, and how is this respectful?
Couldnt he go and explain this quietly to Nathan later?
God, this guy is a jerk.
He then gets all mad that Matt asks why he wants to be in a leadership position.
Duh, I know why.
Its because hes an insecure asshole and likes to pump up his ego by being mean to inferiors.
Um, thats a truth you cant dispute, my friend.
He then complains to Lewis about how bad his late-night shift is.
Here he is not doing itandcomplaining about it.
Thats what I hate the most about Seth and Jess the hypocrisy.
Its demanding people do things that they themselves refuse to do.
Its painting others out to look like bad employees when they are no better.
These are traps that they set for themselves.
If they kept their heads down and did their jobs, no one would mind.
Now, the episode is called Crazy Rich Charter Guests.
The guests wants dinner to be family-style, which Jess doesnt like.
So tomorrow night, well have lots of dishes of fabulous food.
Again, where is this going with the flow?
As dinner is served, Kerry comes into the kitchen and tells Jess to stop complaining.
The last charter is a hell of a time to take a stand.
Where were you a month ago when you could have put the season on a different course?
Kerry, my man.
had deteriorated, and how this impacted the guests experience.
Thats the thing about being a leader Seth is just now learning it all comes down to you.
Guess that makes you the worst.
Okay, maybe second to Jess.
