Below Deck Adventure
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Okay, Im just gonna say it: Faye is lazy.
But it seems like every day Faye is like, I need the boys to help.
Can you come help?
Why cant you come help?
Whats even odder to me is that she is used to this.
She thinks this is something that is owed to her.
I ask once, just once, for you guys to chip in, she tells him.
Um, how is asking for help every minute of every day for the most mundane tasks just once?
Faye blames their loss on her team being a bunch of Hobbits and, well, no lies detected.
Faye & Co. bust out a victory, but is it a victory for anyone?
The iceberg then takes, like, four hours to put away.
That stupid iceberg is not worth it.
Neither is the stupid slide on the side of the yacht.
Oriana cant help because shes doing service.
Kasie is already plugging away.
Faye, however, refuses to take any accountability for this.
She says, If theyd pull their fingers out of their asses, they could help us.
Incorrect.Jeopardy!buzzer noise.
This is not Lewiss problem.
Lewiss problem is that he is a young man trapped in James Cordens body.
Meanwhile, Kerry is upstairs enjoying Jesss dinner with the guests.
She served up linguini that is so fat its New Years resolution is to go keto.
Theyre all supposed to go zip-lining off the edge and drop down into the water.
I mean, it looks gorgeous, but have you seen this water?
It is colder than the eyes of a White Walker.
It also looks acidic.
I do not blame Faye for not wanting to go in.
They are rewarded with dinner back on the boat, which seems like a slim reward.
They are all a team.
They should be working together.
Just clear your own plate.
Its not that hard.
Speaking of hard, I think Im softening on dreamboat Seth.
Who are these people who sign up to be deckhands when they used to be captains or bosuns?
Its a road to ruin.
That is how you get abs, but that is also how you get annoying.
My dude, there are only 12 episodes.
Well barely even learn your name before youre gone.
The balls on this guy.
Im surprised Lewis didnt tie them to a fender and make an obstacle out of them.
Lewis tells him hell talk to Kerry about it.
I imagine this is how the conversation will go:
Seth wants to be lead deckhand.
Thats a good one.
Seth says, Its just a stepping stone to the bosun job.
There are, like, two charters left.
Just do your damn job and shut up.
Faye keeps thinking that Seth is flirting with her and trying to get in her pants.
