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Nopicket lines were crossedin the writing of this roundup,not even by the influencers.
Ive combed through Julys internet archives to bring you the online discourse that you may have missed.
.Hanging by a Thread
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After years of launching copycats of Snapchat, TikTok, and BeReal, Instagram finally came for Twitter.
You only get married once, NogueiratoldPeople.
Why not have a massive party with people who love and support you?
.Prime Suspect
the vibes were ?
Shortly after, the live cut out.
Two dollars off printer paper was not worth enduring that mess.
Why its a 2:TikTok x Amazon should have been a slam dunk.
The #Amazonfinds hashtag alone has 56billionviews on the app.
That sound you hear is a bunch of Bytedance execs popping champagne.
Its such a well of bizarre, uncanny-valley content that you have to be doing somethingextremelyunique to stand out.
These gifts can add up to between $2,000 to $3,000 per stream.
Sinon has gained over 730,000 followers on TikTok, but it was Twitter where she really exploded.
Screen recordings of her livestreams went viral on the app, to the delight and horror of its users.
The internet was a mistake, reads one reply.
Why its a 2:This isnt just another fleeting TikTok song.
Think: West Elm Caleb.
But watch out something tells me Penrose is about to enter herReputationera.
And not more than five seconds after herNew YorkTimesinterview,she milkshake duck-ed.
Ouadrhiri has repeatedly gone viral for yelling Attenzione, pickpocket at unsuspecting victims.
Im not gonna lie, Im so stupid, he says.
I feel like this is Gen Z humor that only us will understand.
Next, Poli and Ouadrhiri need to appear togetheron national news.
She proceeds to tell me to go unalive myself over and over and over again.
Audio of the incident was later obtainedand postedby creator TheCliffnotesGal.
I took it way too far and I am so, so sorry.
Outside of TikTok, however, the showdown barely earned itselfa Distractify article.
For that reason, you likely have no one to talk to about it.
.Blindsided
I’m tired of workers' rights not being prioritized in this country.
And we’re entitled for suggesting it should be different…
But time blindness may be the one responsible for the most pointless discourse.
Instead, its justLibsOfTikTok fodder.
.Hell Nair
What happened to Hello?
These days its just Removing BUTT HAIRS Using NAIR Cream - A Visual Guide!
At least this one is easily accessible on YouTube and wont give anyones computer a virus.
Its easily accessible on YouTube, and wont discourage anyone from watching by giving their computer a virus.
.Chef Island
A day in the life of a private chef in the hamptons.
Its my favorite til tok tv show!
Until then, TikTok user@pamelawurstvetriniis doing the Lords work.
At least no one has let any ofthesecontestants near a crimper.
But with just a month left of summer now, this is officially your sign to start.
So how online were you this month?
015 POINTS: Kinda plugged in.
Youre the Ina Garten of girl dinners but just found out Mikayla Nogueiras accent might not be real.
1630 POINTS: Above-averagely online.
3144 POINTS: Irreparably internet damaged.
Kevin Leonardos Nair video didnt even make you blink.
Its no cake farts.
This story has been updated with additional information.
