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Despite its short-king status, February delivered more than its share of internet moments.
For every internet moment you recognize from this month, collect the corresponding points.
At the end, find out just how online you spent your February.
.TikTok flip-flop
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On February 11, President Biden, who had previouslybanned TikTok on government phones, finally logged on.
Ive said it once, and Ill say it again:Thank God forGlee!
On February 18, some creators on the app were upset to see Eilish seemingly complain about their presence.
Dont need it, she appears to say, according to videosposted by accounts like PopCrave.
In response, a number of TikTokers who attended the awards took to the platform to defend themselves.
Dont hate the player, hate the game.
.Super Bowl side-eye
and it is!
But to bringSwiftiesinto it?
Thats the ultimate own.
Your letters tone of alarm is unfounded, it reads.
Our clients website only provides the location of private jets using publicly available information.
That information poses no threat to Ms. Swifts safety.
fromSwifts upcoming studio albumhas in store.
Yet this lawsuit threat served only to further highlight Sweeneys work and the alleged safety risk it poses.
Think: West Elm Caleb.
Neither of these address what is clearly her true calling as a detective, but I get the hesitation.
Her greatest solve is already behind her.
Sean, my guy, I thought you liked a little spice.
Next episode, its Evanss turn to answer some tough questions.
.Drop the (dead)beat
plz dont bully him btw u just have to laugh!
!#storytime#anxiousattachment#therapytiktok#daddyissues#storytimes
In this Who TF Did I Marry?
spinoff Ive titled Who TF Was I Born To?
comedian Madi Hart tells the story of her funny trauma.
This is the trifecta of niche internet news.
However, her public Instagram profile uses both names and links out to her OnlyFans in her bio.
I guess the ethics around Dolezalspreviousbehavior werent as clear-cut.
Cant wait to hear about her again in another decade for another bizarre and unexpected life event!
If anything, this proves the IYKYK internet-famous company is just at the beginning of its empire.
If this is the beginning, I can only imagine what the eventual domination will feel like.
For that reason, you likely have no one to talk to about it.
If everythings Photoshopped on the Kardashians account, then isnt it kind of like nothing is?
So how online were you?
Youve heard of the Who TF Did I Marry?
series but are waiting for it to come to Netflix.
While you are on team Dont Track Taylors Private Jet, you staunchly believe Khloe Karadashian Facetuned her cat.
But did you know PopCrave was run by more than just one person?
Damn, what do you do?
Write an internet column where you document all this in detail every month??
