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ABC released the cast bios for the inaugural season ofThe Golden Bachelor,and hoo doggy!
These ladies are fascinating.
Summarizing your whole entire deal on a dating site is tough.
Youre not a woman who raised a family, vacations in Aspen, and loves holiday traditions.
Youre theGolden Bachelorcontestant whos OBSESSED with Christmas.
Not since MTVsNexthave surface judgements been made so quickly, and with such weird information.
So weve devised a little test.
Is itNextorThe Golden Bachelor?
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