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Happy Fourth of July, indeed!
Today is their Independence Day.
Light up your fireworks accordingly.
Take Charlotte, for example: Charlotte refuses to let her husband suffer from his dust balls alone.
When Harry cant come anymore, its a problem for both of them.
Thats dedication to the cause right there.
Charlotte and Harry are freak shows, and I love them.
Eventually, Harry does jizz again and our national nightmare is over.
Good for Charlotte York-Goldenblatt, getting Ws both personally and professionally.
But not every victory seems as sweet as the Curious Case of Harry Goldenblatts Missing Sperm.
), who could not heap more lavish praise on his daughter or more disdain on his son-in-law.
Mr. Todd is a poet and playwright, and finds Herberts life on Wall Street abhorrent.
How Herbert and Lisa ever made it down the aisle 20 years ago is a true mystery.
What will a campaign do to them?
How many espresso martinis will they have to suck down to survive that?
Meanwhile, Mirandas dealing with her own battles on two separate fronts.
Its been three weeks since she returned to New York to assist Brady with his breakup.
Honestly, and I hate saying this with every fiber of my very being, Bradys right.
Miranda seems happy with Che, and yet no one has fully moved on from this marriage.
Everyones tiptoeing around the inevitable.
Miranda and Steve need to officially end their marriage and move forward.
The way things stand now, everyone is confused and no one gets to enjoy Steves perfectly shredded body!
Those two need to get their shit together because those abs deserve love.
And also, more important, WHAT.
After a truly excellent moment of panic and reasoning, Miranda decides to be into it, too.
Why not just try it out?
Carrie remains a monster, but shes our monster.
Was my life recently hacked by the AARP?
she wonders to Seema.
Bitsy pushes for Carrie to call Marlon.
And if you dont know what I mean: His nickname is the Tripod.
The cuts between Gloria, Bitsy giving a thumbs-up, and Carries horrified face is high art.
Gloria goes on her way, but Enid wants to vet the photos.
She wants her to donate $100,000 to the magazine start-up.
Its an easy no for Carrie since Enid had been such a dick about plugging Carries book.
Unfortunately, at that very moment, Enid comes across the dick in Carries camera roll.
Enids been dating the Tripod!
Who cares about getting her book plugged, shes still!
and a win is a win.
Thats our girl, maybe?
Carrie has seemingly traded in her pigeon clutch for a terrible summer-season pirate hat, and I love it.
Let chaos reign, you know?
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I dont think Ive ever seen Harry run.
