And Just Like That
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You knew it was only a matter of time.
They just cant help themselves!
Yes, there is talk about how the British are indeed coming.
I do not hate it!
Unless maybe they are?
Or maybe they should be?
More powdered wigs in the bedroom, I say.
In truth, Herb has this costume at the ready because, surprise, its Halloween!
Sure, why not!
To get these gals in great fall outerwear, perhaps?
To give Brady that savage joke about their house already being scary enough, definitely?
Although, my two favorite weirdos could have done that regardless of the date and I wouldve been onboard.
I appreciate the self-awareness.
Even Miranda is a little shocked.
Well, at least Nya has what seems like an exceptionally successful one-night stand.
Seema kicks that fool to the curb.
She deserves better than B+ sex anyway.
The big story line of the episode is, however, thanks to that penis pump.
If you havent had it, friends, youre missing out.
that he ends up crashing into her.
He also ends up being very tall and handsome (hello and welcome, Peter Hermann!).
And so, thanks to some patient-intake forms, Carrie gets to know George Campbell.
The big presentation is in two days!
Things are hectic and intense!
Carrie reads the guy all wrong.
A man their age this worried about an app!
He must be a poor!
He is just super into his work and was dealing with a little credit-card fraud recently.
Hes also very into Carries functioning wrists.
Obviously, they start making out.
Georges fatal flaw turns out to be the fact that he has a relentless work wife.
Goddamn it, Paul!
And shows Paul that Carrie is in bed next to him!
If this is a sign of things to come, Carrie isnt interested.
Thats good for her but even better for us.
Hopefully, she remembers just how hard dating is.
If she needs a refresher, she needs to look no further than whats happening with her pal Miranda.
It doesnt help that Che is on a completely different schedule than she is.
No one is getting any sleep, and not in the good way.
Surely, were headed for a Miranda and Steve confrontation at some point soon, right?
But thats for a later date.
For now, we have to talk about the confrontation between Miranda and Che.
What a fucking horror show.
It starts out fine everyone loves Tony Danza but quickly devolves into a Che pile-on.
Everyone follows suit with something negative to say about Che.
Sure, for, like, two minutes season-one Che was unbearable, and we all know it.
I regret nothing!!
The pilot is DOA.
Still, she tries.
She tries way too hard.
Che yells at her to stop, that none of this is helping.
Che wants Miranda to give them some space.
Miranda seems hurt by the brush-off.
Harry, having been on a tear ofThe Americans, is a little more suspect of the whole thing.
So, yeah, basically like an episode ofThe Americans, right?
I thought I had gotten past it.
And now I know: Ill never get past what they did to him.
The sound of Che Diaz using the term curry-lingus will echo in my brain for weeks to come.
