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Avenues for socially acceptablejusticeare closing around us.
People are looking for catharsis wherever they can find it.
The phrase excusse, or even celebrates, something inexcusable.
More important, its not the vibe the news channel was going for.
Good for her ismisaimed fandom, willfully disregarding authorial intent as you stan.
Good for her is Walter White for girls.
What is Marta doing there?
She is a cartoonishly good person.
It celebrates womens rights,as the meme goes, but more important, it celebrates womens wrongs.
Its a subgenre whose time has come.
But where does our empathy end?
What about a cocaine bear?
Here are 13 entries in the GFHCU ranked from least to most solidly Good for her.
Olives appear atGFHCU costume parties, maybe because a red letterAon a bustier is an easily recognizable costume.
But, really, the worst thing Olive does is validate teen boys egos in exchange for gift cards.
You have to dream bigger to get any higher on this list.
If you really want to be in the GFHCU, you have to at least do bodily harm.
For that reason, Olive is out.
But she is not the one behaving monstrously.
(Her smile at the end, a weird trauma response, isnt monstrous behavior.)
This is less exaltation of a villain and more I wish they still did lobotomies energy.
Dani is in the GFHCU, but she represents the floor.
The man hasnt seen the movie and thinks wearing bear-footie pajamas is easy.
The woman is full of rage that will be quelled only with blood.
She captions every pic of him with this goofball.
So thats how she is very GFHCU.
But the actual murders she commits are quite justified within the text.
Kill or be killed!
Or kill andthen be killed, as the case may be.
If Tanya lived to live shitty another day, shed rank higher.
Is there a TikTok?just!These memes!Are trying to murder me.
Addy and Reds crimes, on the other hand, really hit the big time.
On that note, the GFHCU is pretty dang white.
Is there a TikTok?The trailer soundtrack is a staple of creepytok, but Red isnt the focus.
And what could be more human than scamming dudes?
Avas quest for freedom is all consuming, possibly cold hearted.
But she did what she had to do, and she got results.
No wonder we love it when Ava rises up against her creator.
Is there a TikTok?The dance scene, but a lot of the focus is on Oscar Isaac.
Thomasin,The Witch
Crimes:Living deliciously.
Also matricide.Rizz factor:Never underestimate Anya Taylor-Joys huge, sympathy-siphoning eyes.
The Witchis like one of those really long jokes with a deeply stupid punch line.
Eighty-give minutes of setup for one Black Sabbath at the end.
Sure, being evil is bad, but being good seems to suck.
Because being beautiful and kind is just fucking dumb.
Is there a TikTok?Yes, but Black Phillip is the main character.
If you were a theater kid whenChicagocame out, you know the seismic change it had on the girls.
No joke, I translated one of the Cell Block Tango monologues into French for a test.
Thats how obsessed we all were.Chicagois intended to be read with ironic distance.
Youre not supposed to root for these murderesses, their corrupt lawyer, or the tabloid girl reporter.
Theyre part of a corrupt system that youre supposed to feel above.
But when you make a bop about justifying rage, people are going to play it.
Is there a TikTok?TikTokers are more likely to go for the Hot Honey Rag.
The titular Cocaine Bear belongs in the GHFCU because we never once begrudge her a kill.
Is she the spirit of natures vengeance?
Is she a killer punch line?
Cocaine Bear ranks high on this list because her kills are so gory.
And we forgive her for introducing her kids to drugs!
Thats a huge buy-in from the audience.
Is there a TikTok?Wed love to see it.
If this movie came out now, there would be riots.
Girlies in the street knocking over mailboxes, climbing streetlights, and chanting, Deeper, deeper!
Asami is divine retribution.
He gets exactly whats coming to him.
Is there a TikTok?There arefan camsbut nowhere near enough of them.
The Bride,Kill Bill Vols.
1 & 2
Crimes:Bill-icide.Rizz factor:Uma Thurman studied for years with a rizz master in China.
2.She kills her childs father, separating her from the only family shes ever known.
And she willingly sets Vivica A. Foxs daughter on the sameroaring rampage of revenge.
When SZA wroteKill Bill,the only relevant part of the movie to her is the ex-BF-icide.
No justification, no consequences.
Just killing your ex as a mood.
Gone Girldoes not have a happy ending for any party involved.
And yet thats not what the films reputation among fans has emphasized in the nine years since its release.
You have to be completely oblivious to root for Amy.
Okay, so were oblivious.
Is there a TikTok?The parts of film-girlie TikTok that arentKill Billare the cool girl speech.
Jennifer Check,Jennifers Body
Crimes:Killing boys.Rizz factor:At the time?
To see Megan Fox chomp on some dudes, its like falling in friend love all over again.
Is it healthy to have a Jennifer in your life?
But its a thrill ride.
Is there a TikTok?Youre killing people!No, Im killing boysgets some serious play.
Last Halloween was an ocean of Pearls with no eyebrows in frumpy little dresses.
It says something about the age we live in that Pearl is so relatable.
Frustrated attempts at fame and feral levels of horniness these are the makings of a 21st-century woman.
Is there a TikTok?Oh hell, yes.Pearl is a star, a star, a star.
