American Horror Stories
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This will never happen to Bloody Mary.
Bored teens and women drunk on wine the world wide will make it so.
First you light a candle in a dark room.
Then you say her name three times.Bloody MaryBloody MaryBloody …
Hell no.
Im not saying it.
Im not even writing it.
After the third time, Bloody Mary appears in a mirror.
She can see into the depths of your soul.
And if she doesnt like what she sees …
The friends performing this ritual all want similar things.
They want boys, popularity, money, etc.
Bianca has spent her whole young life trusting her sister to make things right.
Being a good person is exhausting, but you dont get a break from it.
Thats not how life works.
Doesnt mean you get to just give up.
In which case, [insert mental image of your eyes being clawed out by Bloody Mary.]
If this all sounds like the basis for Catholicism to you, then youre onto something.
And look what happened to her.
No one can Hail Mary a good horror story into fruition better than a Catholic.
Small steps, measured steps, will win you what you want.
Not acting like a complete psycho.
Toward the end of the episode, were given the origin story for this version of Bloody Mary.
She was way more bitch than witch.
She was nominated for Best Actress at the Academy Awards for the performance.
The actress Maggie Carney, who played Margaret Worth, is giving serious Ann Dowd vibes.
