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This recap has been updated to include season fives two new holiday episodes.
As every character onVirgin Riverwill remind you, Virgin River is a small town, okay?
And everyone knows everyones business, okay?
No secret is safe,okay?
So which episodes had us gasping the most?
Which episodes were a little lukewarm on the hot goss?
And finally, why doesVirgin Riverwant us to talk about glamping so much?
I cant answer that last thing, but the other stuff I can definitely assist with.
Jack is handling it by chopping wood and pretending not to be angry.
We appreciate one tactic, but worry about the other.
Its quite an exhausting return to the supposedly peaceful town of Virgin River.
Can you even believe??
We could not care less about it.
Wouldnt you know, Jeb ends up dead from an overdose not long after.
She arrives at the bar to make out with Preacher after trying one of his sandwiches.
Relationships have started over much less!
I didnt ask for moving, lovely portrayals of older female friendship, okay?
I asked for hot, juicy gossip, and this is not it!!
), and Hope and Preacher use the phrase caught feelings unironically.
I just think thats something everyone should be discussing.
Scandalized Gasp Rating:Lots of gut punches, not much gossip,1 out of 5 gasps.
like hes fucking Winston Churchill or something??
Meanwhile, Brie and Mike almost make out in Sacramento while Mrs. Sheridan is basically chanting Kiss!
in the background, and we love her for that.
Okay, but whats the hottest goss right now?Kaia ismarriedto Jay, the injured firefighter.
What a waste of Preachers moms mac-and-cheese recipe.
Doc tells Cameron he wants him to eventually take over the clinic.
Scandalized Gasp Rating:Love-triangle scandals earn an automatic3 out of 5 gasps.
Scandalized Gasp Rating: 1 out of 5 gasps,3 out of 5 concerned head tilts.
Brie and Mike kiss!
On a baseball field!
Scandalized Gasp Rating:Burnt scones?3 out of 5 gasps!
Its okay because it only solidifies Mike and Bries feelings for each other.
I guess thats not okay for Brady, but that man made his bed.
Well, it was discovered, and now it is very much a BD.
Oh, babe, you know that Virgin River phone tree is exploding at the moment.
WHO IS NOT DEAD.
But is still wearing his drug-runner jeff cap.
He just cant quit that thing.
Scandalized Gasp Rating:A gossip lovers paradise,5 out of 5 gasps.
BlessVirgin Riverfor understanding that there is never too much drama.
Dropping a bio-dad bombshell like that and making us wait until November for the holiday-themed conclusion?
Thats cold, but a real power move, and I respect it.
The rumor mill will pick things up on November 30.
Prepare your gasps accordingly.
Get a grip, sir!
That last thing isnt gossip, but it is hilarious.
And she is still interested in getting back together with him!
Even after seeing him perform in that musical!
Scandalized Gasp Rating:Small-town gossip is no match for holiday cheer.1 out of 5 gasps.
(Doc is very swoon-y in this episode.)
We must protect Muriel at all costs.
Speaking of complicated couples, we learn that Larks baby daddy is surprise!
Still in prison, he and Lark are pulling some kind of revenge con on Brady!
That dudes going to be devastated when he finds out.
Mike warns him that its all about to blow up and Preach is in some serious trouble.
This storyline remains so dumb and yet still, I am concerned!
