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Adriana de Moura has been ruining an otherwise perfect season ofRHOMwith her gloves that turn into sleeves.
Make it stop, yo.
Brandi Glanville slapped Lisa Vanderpump on a boat.
Teresa Giudice pleaded guilty to fraud.
Ramona Singer took a crap on the floor more than once.
All of these women continued to hold whatever fruit designates her city.
For a while, skipping a trip seemed like the only surefire route to a pink slip.
But not so fast.
Mary Cosby quitRHOSLCafter ditching the second-season reunion, something she probably would have gotten fired for anyway.
But now shes expected to returnas a friend ofnext season.
So apparently missing a reunion isnt that big of a deal anymore.
Okay, so even though Teresa didnt lose her job for her crimes, Jen Shah would.
There are people we stop filming with and then start filming with again.
Its not math its not a simple equation.
Of course, Robyn got called to the principals office and had toexplain herself to Andy onWWHL.
Why cant Robyn do the same?
Then there is the case of our old friend Brandi Glanville.
That is, until she got sent home early from a two-week stint filmingUGT 4in Morocco.
Heres the thing to remember aboutHousewives: It has lasted way longer than anyone thought it would.
But it doesnt seem like Bravo is keeping up.
Backstabbing is one thing, but some things need to have consequences.
In other words, Aspen is the most exciting place in all of the world!
What a time to be alive.
Sadly, they do not carry 818.
Just ask Victoria Denise Gunvalson Jr. Whats her real middle name?
Theres a list of ten below.
The brainchild of the brilliant (and handsome!
Its now back for an (almost entirely sold-out) encore on February 19 at the Green Room NYC.
Dylan graciously answered all our questions about the show and how he finds inspiration from our favorite ladies.
I then started joining him in watching reruns, for academic purposes.
), but once I learned all their names, I was hooked.
I now watch all cities … but still have a lot of catching up to do on old seasons.
Favorite right now isPotomac!
How did you come up with the idea for theRHONYmusical?
It was an oversold house, and from the first punch line, the crowd response was unbelievable.
I was smiling behind the piano from start to finish.
Felt like a rock star.
(Sorry to actual rock stars.)
Do you have a favorite song from the show?
Also, you have lots ofHousewivesoriginal songs on your Instagram.
Do you have a favorite one of those?Gotta be Through Ramonas Eyes.
Its just very dark and still makes me laugh.
And it meant a lot to me that Dorinda shared it after.
What makes the Housewives perfect for a musical adaptation?
The possibilities are endless.
Finally, who is your favorite Housewife and why?The one and only Sonja Morgan.
I mean, come on.
Recap Highlights
A selection of the best Vultures Bravo Recaps Industrial Complex had to offer this month.
(Season 5, Episode 12)
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City:Heathers chorus performs Amazing Grace.
(Season 3 finale)
Vanderpump Rules: What is even going on?
Who is this dog with Lisa that is not Giggy?
Has he finally been caught by the Ghostbusters and sent off to his eternal reward?
And why is no one spilling anything?
There is not one martini entirely on the floor.
There is not a hankie dress in sight.
Honey, we havent just updated we have upgraded!
In fact, Tony could claim anything, and Id believe him.
(Season 1 finale)
