Abbott Elementary
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Ava Coleman is one of the newest iterations of the enigmatic boss in the canon of workplace comedies.
Jamess self-assured comedy style is perfect for the role, and Ava always delivers.
The plan is to turn the school into Legendary Charter Presents: Abbott Elementary.
(Id love to see Janine in her extra-petite bitch line.)
Surprisingly, its Barbara who first brings up the idea of tricking people into signing the petition.
For AVA Fest, Ava is in her truest form.
Janine tries to inform everyone about the true purpose of the petition.
No one really cares; theyre mostly there to dunk a white dude and see Sullivan perform.
But once its apparent she might not be showing up, people start telling their friends not to come.
She says she was following Barbaras orders to trick the parents.
Ava is a hilariously terrible boss.
Play with a teacher, you finna get slapped / No gonorrhea, but you gon get clapped.
The moment is cut short by an appearance from Draemond himself.
Draemond keeps trying to convince them otherwise, but they know better.
The festival continues, and Draemond has a one-on-one with his old kindergarten teacher.
Another boss with an extreme lack of self-awareness, Draemond congratulates himself for really bringing the community together.
All Barbara can say is Bless your soul, Draemond, as she sees right through him.
And you hope that they will carry it with them.
But, at the end of the day, they have to decide who they want to be.
And this one decided to be a jackass.
Teachers Notes
Jacob has been cracking me up.
A few days ago, I turned on his latest drop, and friends, I couldntnotthink of Maurice!
Thank goodness Erika keeps pushing Gregory about the situation with Janine because we know Janine wont.
I also loved the look Gregory got when Janine told him he saved Abbott.
They were like two hours late, but Sisqo did like 30 backflips.
Jacob: Times New Roman, the most decisive of the fonts.
Barbara, after hearing Draemonds new name for Abbott: What in the Lee Daniels?
Janine: Im very good at canvassing.
People always launch the door for me cause they think Im a lost child.
Ava, when Janine says she looks great: Itd be breaking news if I didnt.
