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These judgments are both scientific and spiritual.
Nneka Ihim (RHOP):Im sorry, but Nneka is a flop.
Its more convoluted than trying to do a Rubiks cube while watchingInception.
Try less hard, Nneka.
But the real reason shes ranked so low is her awful treatment of co-stars Ubah (Ubah.
and Jessel, thinking she was above being nice to everyone.
And, yeah, those Trump donations didnt help.
I didnt like her last season and I dont like her now that shes the only Angie left standing.
All Spanakopita Jones gives us is overly complicated drama, intergalactic outfits, and reminders that shes Greek.
Well give the ladies a wide berth.
But its hard to come back from being mean.
Also, we could have used a full explanation of why she and her brother arent talking.
We reserve the right to retroactively change this ranking in January.
Also, mad props for herviral BravoCon moment with the shoes.
Rachel Fuda (RHONJ):I cant quite explain it, but I just love Rachel.
Maybe its because she has a gorgeous little button nose.
Maybe its because she loves her stepson so much she adopted him as her own.
Maybe its because she chose the right side of history (a.k.a.
Team Melissa) when she joined the show.
Im not sure what it is, but shes sure got it.
That she was on the receiving end of mean-girl energy for most of the season also certainly helped.
Jenna Lyons (RHONY):We have entered the age of the anti-Housewife.
WhenRHONYs biggest drama unfolded on a girls trip, Jenna headed for her room and worked.
Hey, business class is expensive.
She gave the reboot some much-needed clout and then let the rest of the women carry the show.
The rest of the cast has given up getting into it with her.
I cant wait to see ifher lawsuit against Heatheris the big reveal for the second half of the season.
