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Fourth of July weekend has begun, and you know what that means: barbecues!
And you cant spell BBQs without Qs, as in questions.
(There are probably others, but ugh, too many logins.)
1.What TV character would win in a hot-dog-eating contest?
Sample conversation:Oh, hes supposed to be British.
Yeah, but the actorisfrom New Zealand.
Actually, so is the guy who plays Homelander.
4.You know howThe Boysis cartoonishly gory?
Like how the heads explode and guts fall out?
Would it be weird to say it looks delicious?
5.Which character onThe Bearwould you want to be at this barbecue?
6.What if we started calling each other chef?
Like youd say, Would you like a hot dog, chef?
and Id be like, Yes, chef.
Sample conversation:But we arent chefs.
Okay, what if we switch it to friend?
Like Yes, friend and Heard, friend?
7.Why is it calledHouse of the Dragonanyway?
Is it like a drag thing?
Suggested follow-up joke:Category is … be blonde!
8.Would you rather attend a barbecue with dragons fromHouse of the Dragonor the staff ofThe Bear?
10.Umm, whats a Bridgerton?
11.What if lightsabers were hot dogs?
12.Okay, instead of Fuck, Marry, Kill, its Guest, Cook, Eat.
Guest, Cook, Eat: dragon, bear, Chewbacca people.
